Oh the Stupidity

I am a firm believer in telling a customer they are right just to shut him or her up. I also will turn around and complain about you to every single one of the employees back at work, and we will all laugh at your expense. When you call back after every order is delievered to you and claim that your pizza was wrong, we will stop believing you. I'm sorry, but every time you order we do not add mushrooms to your Meatlover pizza. That's just dumb. I understand that the area you are from has different products then we do, but we can not provide something for you that will only sell once a month, at most. Read the fine print. If a coupon says "Not vaild with any other offer" it really does mean that. If the commercial on television says our pizza is twelve dollars, but also says "Prices may vary in Illinois," they prices really do vary.