Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Oh the Stupidity

I am a firm believer in telling a customer they are right just to shut him or her up. I also will turn around and complain about you to every single one of the employees back at work, and we will all laugh at your expense. When you call back after every order is delievered to you and claim that your pizza was wrong, we will stop believing you. I'm sorry, but every time you order we do not add mushrooms to your Meatlover pizza. That's just dumb. I understand that the area you are from has different products then we do, but we can not provide something for you that will only sell once a month, at most. Read the fine print. If a coupon says "Not vaild with any other offer" it really does mean that. If the commercial on television says our pizza is twelve dollars, but also says "Prices may vary in Illinois," they prices really do vary.

1 comment:

  1. Well you are a better person than me I guess. I am a big non believer in the customer is always right. In fact I believe that whoever decided that obviously never had to work in a people business and they should be shot in the face for making such a rule. People are so stupid when they come into a place where the customer is supposed to be right and they are usually completely wrong and should be told so. I think that any person that wants to come into a public place and start shit by being stupid should have to work a day in the people business and see just how stupid they look. So you are a much better person that I because I believe any customer that is being an ass and is clearly wrong should be told. As in I believe the employees should be able to tell you how stupid you are being.

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